CORGIGAMITHE SCIENCE OF JOIE DE VIVREWELCOME TO CORGIGAMI · AN EXERCISE IN CORGINESS
One shape. A million puffy butts.
Every corgi has a personality all its own. Our unnamed origami corgi could be yours, mine, or the one currently occupying the entire sofa. An ode to individuality, affection and a gloriously improbable amount of joy.
01 / THE CORGIGAMI COLLECTION
A few rather excellent things we intend to make. Designed for people with a weakness for corgis and a surplus of good humour.
Every butt
is unique.
Proper conduct.
Improper proportions.
An old-school decorative mirror, fit for a rather serious club. Reflect upon your behaviour. Or someone else's.
Every butt is unique.The official visual language of extraordinary ordinary dogs. Art prints, cards, stickers and calendars.
VERY GOOD. VERY CORGI.Cups, mugs and collector's plates: because philosophy is more convincing when served with tea.
Traditional understatement. Spectacularly non-traditional self-confidence.
Postcards, keyrings, lanyards, coins and stickers. Small gifts, disproportionately large affection.
Annual corgi wisdom, limited-edition compendiums, and as many footnotes as tiny legs will permit.
Concept preview only. These are illustrations of possible product ranges, not actual product listings. There is no checkout or ordering system. Print-on-demand suppliers and production details are still being evaluated.
A special corner of the Corgiverse is planned in honour of Pembrokeshire, Wales, and the Pembroke Welsh Corgi. Distinctly Welsh character. Universally questionable manners. Details to follow when the Corgiculty finishes debating the pronunciation of its own name.
THE PHILOSOPHY / 02
We take corgis very seriously. Ourselves considerably less so. At the heart of every ridiculous theory is something perfectly sensible: the joy of loving a dog, exactly as they are.
03 / STANDARDS OF EXCEPTIONAL CONDUCT
Rules of distinguished corgi behaviour. Please read carefully. Compliance is optional.
Every butt is unique.
No corgi shall be judged by the length of their legs.
All corgis are equal. Some are simply more convinced of it.
Personal space is a human misconception.
A corgi may be named anything. Answering is entirely optional.
When in doubt, present your butt.
Every corgi deserves to be somebody's everything.
04 / THE ACADEMIC DIVISION
The Faculty of Applied Pawtheory and Puffybuttistics. Our research is based on a single, thoroughly defensible principle: CORGINESS. Also known as joie de vivre. No doctorate required.
Cogito, ergo corgi.
Peer review: rejected. Reviewers were cats.
The art of being uniquely corgi. No two puffy butts alike.
A talent for being oneself at magnificent volume.
That peculiar love that leaves no room on the sofa.
The limitless universe of affection for short-legged excellence.
Deep thought. Very shallow steps.
The conviction that the universe is suspiciously tall.
05 / THE CORGICULTY ORACLE
Consult the timeless wisdom of no particular corgi. Every answer is offered with the confidence of a creature that has never paid rent.
For entertainment only. Academic standards may vary.